Star Trek: Starfleet Academy Hurt My Brain

Star Trek: Starfleet Academy is the worst piece of media I have ever seen. It’s a sleezy mix of kids’ humour and dialogue mixed with very adult themes. It’s Harry Potter meets Starship Troopers. But with the writing of a deranged child. I hate it, and I have to rant about it!
Come for the rant, stay for the humour.