Pete Holmes Thinks We’re All Being Primed | Bertcast # 721
Pete Holmes is back and this one somehow turns into a full-blown therapy session about comedy, anxiety, priming, Instagram, sobriety, and why your brain is probably being hijacked by everything you scroll past. We also talk Shane Gillis, Chelsea Handler, bad press, and Pete’s special Silly Silly Fun Boy — which is honestly phenomenal.
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00:00 Intro
05:59 Roast Writers
10:56 Silly Fun Boy
15:27 Shane Facts
20:56 Is He Cool?
26:54 Algorithm Rabbit Holes
32:23 Patient Zero
36:30 We Are Being Primed
42:01 Tetris Blocks
47:12 Frankenstein Takes
52:12 Everything-aholic
56:15 Innate Happiness
01:00:15 Nerd Clusters
01:05:29 Shaq’s Question
01:11:19 Bible Verses
01:16:39 AI Golden Calf
01:22:15 Plane Anxiety
01:26:47 Bracelet Stacks
01:32:00 Crab Coliseum
01:37:02 Naked Mind
01:43:38 Rise And Grind
01:49:24 Weed Rules
01:52:51 Big Ideas
01:58:00 Comedy Trip
02:02:11 Ghost Jokes
02:06:11 Metric System