MALFOID – Be My Potter | MUSIC VIDEO by Shad M. Brooks

MALFOID – Be My Potter, is a song celebrating the MALFOID fanfiction meme taking the internet by storm, that genderbends Draco Malfoy from the Harry Potter Franchise, into Draca Malfoid (I like this name best best). I love it for its wholesome depiction of traditional romance and narrative potential, so much so that I wrote this song (no AI was used for writing the text) and then used AI tools to bring it to life.

You can find the song through most music platforms:
Spotify:

YouTube Music:
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=lOhdsx9rOzI&si=5_XlgGNpDZFR-0Vk
Amazon music:

Lyrics:
I’m Drayca MALFOID
I’m not a secret boy
or soy toy
I’m MALFOID
The girl to destroy
soy freaks that annoy
I’m Daddy’s pride and joy
I’m Drayca MALFOID!

The perfect prize, I get my way
My pure blood on display
A princess beyond compare
And what is mine I’ll never share
Who’d blame me when I’m this fair?
So all who cross me, I declare
I’ll take my vengeance, that I swear
So don’t deny me. Don’t you DARE

Take my hand, a prize so rare,
You’ll soon find out how much I care
I’m so much better, don’t just stare
The wrong sort you should not bear
Take my hand, I’ll help you there…

He said NO!
Nothing to show!
No friend to grow!
He said NO!
Although…

POTTER… I’m so much hotter
So fine and proper
Don’t be a bother
Just be my Potter
And wear my collar
It’ll be your honor
What can I say?
I’m a plotter

I hate you with all my heart
Rejecting me? Not so smart
Your little friends I’ll tear apart
So devastating, it’s an art
I’m not obsessed, don’t be insane
Revenge like this is my domain
He isn’t cute, I can explain
The thought of him is just a pain

Oh POTTER… I’m so much hotter
So fine and proper
Don’t be a bother
Just be my Potter
And wear my collar
It’ll be your honor
So be my Potter

‘Cause I’m MALFOID
I’m not your bad boy
or your new toy
I’m MALFOID
Revenge now deployed
the boy to destroy
Potter who annoys
the pure MALFOID!

I’m so mean, what can I say?
Tormenting you is how I play
And yet your eyes give you away
You want me too. Just say okay
Not that I care, don’t be absurd
No, nothing like that has occurred
I’d die forever if anyone heard
That I could love…
ugh… a nerd…

You’re the boy that dared say no
Crushed my heart, my soul laid low
I’ve never been denied, you see
Scared to face me, they bent the knee
Could you be the one to tame
My pure blood heart, you might claim?
The boy that lived, that’s what they say
So you’ll live for me either way

Oh POTTER… I’m so much hotter
So fine and proper
Don’t be a bother
Just be my Potter
And fix my collar
It’ll be my honor
So be my Potter

I’m the prize you fantasize
Butterflies behind your eyes
Don’t ask why, just idolize
Glamorize, romanticize
Dramatize, energize
Mesmerize, hypnotize
Tantalize, paralyze
Terrorize, brutalize
Agonize, then realize
There’s no other compromise
…don’t make me cry
Okay. Fine. I apologize

I’m Drayca MALFOID
I’m not a secret boy
or soy toy
I’m MALFOID
The girl to destroy
soy freaks that annoy
I’m Daddy’s pride and joy
I’m Drayca MALFOID!

Oh POTTER… I’m so much hotter
So fine and proper
Don’t be a bother
Just be my Potter
And fix my collar
Ours is the honor

So be my Potter!
So be my Potter!
So be my Potter!
So be my Potter!
So be my Potter!

Tools used for the music video were:
SUNO AI for the music and voice
Grok Bot and Grok Imagine for video
Adobe Premier and Photoshop for manual editing

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