Author: The Babylon Bee

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In a nightmarish future where gasoline is strictly rationed by the government and “equality” means everyone starves together, one road warrior refuses to comply. When the socialist overlords led by Toe Cutter seize control of the last remaining fuel, the road warrior goes full throttle to deliver precious gasoline for … Read More

Woke Jesus faces his most difficult trial yet as he faces temptation in the wilderness from Satan himself! Catch the rest of the adventures of Woke Jesus! First episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyXLLF-L8_0 Woke Jesus Returns: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLp1-93ctB0 Woke Jesus And The Woman Caught In Adultery: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk-TSUdOt8k Woke Jesus Cleanses The Temple: Woke Jesus … Read More

Candace Owens is part of an elaborate Jewish plot to make antisemites look retarded!

Rumors swirl about the current condition of Senator Mitch McConnell, but his staff have come out to say that even if he were dead he will still be able to finish his term.

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We asked AI to simulate what the Supreme Court would be like if all the justices were Clarence Thomas.

These 7 brave trans athletes just had their dreams crushed by the Supreme Court’s ruling on transgender athletes.