The Iranian government has officially announced a successor to Ayatollah Khamenei, introducing today the new Supreme Leader— wait, they have now announced a successor to the successor to Ayatollah Khamenei, the new new Supreme Leader. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon … Read More
California Governor Gavin Newsom is just like you. He’s a 960 SAT guy, and he can’t read. Just like your mom. In his latest speech, he outlines several of the ways he truly understands the plight of the average American voter. Now, you can get your own, real, White Privilege … Read More
ICE is out of control. They are the thuggish enforcing arm of a fascist regime, indiscriminately shooting people in the streets for literally no reason. In such trying times, it’s important to heed these tips to minimize your chances of being shot by this modern day gestapo. Become a premium … Read More
We’re all weary of the stress and anxiety that comes from being in charge of our own lives. Why not allow yourself to be embraced by the warm, caring arms of collectivism? Coming soon to a Democrat-controlled city near you! #shorts #nyc #mamdani #babylonbee
We’re all weary of the stress and anxiety that comes from being in charge of our own lives. Why not allow yourself to be embraced by the warm, caring arms of collectivism? Coming soon to a Democrat-controlled city near you! Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee … Read More
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Wondering about the future of AI and its impact on your career? The Babylon Bee is here to help with this list of jobs safe from artificial intelligence automation. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ X: https://X.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: … Read More
It’s that time of year again! We’re back with our 100% accurate predictions of events that will inevitably transpire in the new year. Please do not use these prophetic utterances as a way to cheat Polymarket. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The … Read More
It’s been a rather dark year, which only makes the need for laughter greater. Check out The Babylon Bee’s top-performing sketches of 2025. They’re good! Guaranteed! #babylonbee #comedy
