Author: The Babylon Bee

Liberals Commemorate October 8th, The Day Israel Attacked Gaza For No Reason

What if taxes didn’t exist? What would our society be like if the government had to rely on voluntary funding? We asked AI to run that simulation and it seems spot on.

FBI Assembles Elite Team Of Investigators To See If All These Terrorist Attacks Can Somehow Be Connected

Here’s How ‘The New York Times’ Reported 9 Historic Attacks

Noah’s Ark has definitely been found and we highlight 9 incredible artifacts that prove it. This coverage is brought to you by Mission Honey! Mission Honey is real African honey, harvested by Maasai beekeepers in Kenya. Every jar helps provide income for their families and helps send their children to … Read More

Mamdani Announces New Plan To Fight Antisemitism By Locking His Wife In A Closet

A tiny Massachusetts lesbian bar called The Last Ditch still required KN-95 masks in 2026. They made one night mask-optional so they wouldn’t go broke. The comments called it genocide. We recreated the whole thing.