SLOP ALERT! The Mandalorian & Grogu Movie
After a 7-year break from cinemas, Star Wars is finally back… and somehow it feels smaller than ever.
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The Mandalorian & Grogu doesn’t feel like a movie. It feels like four Disney+ episodes stitched together and dumped into theatres. From repetitive action scenes and endless Grogu gags to bizarre emotional Hutts and some truly lifeless performances, this might be the clearest sign yet that Disney has completely drained the excitement out of Star Wars.
In this review, I break down:
* Why the film feels like TV instead of cinema
* The bizarre pacing and “side quest” structure
* The strange decision to focus on the Hutts
* Why the action scenes become repetitive and boring
* Sigourney Weaver’s hilariously phoned-in performance
* Dave Filoni literally playing Dave Filoni
* Why the audience hype for Star Wars seems completely gone
Seven years away from theatres… for THIS.
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