Keli Holiday’s Deported from the USA! And it’s Abbie Chatfield’s FAULT!

So, apparently, having your girlfriend post TikToks about assassinating a former US President can have consequences. Who knew??
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This week, Adam Hyde, better known as Keli Holiday, one-half of Peking Duk, and spiritually one of Australia’s most annoying people, was reportedly denied re-entry into the United States after a show in Toronto. Which meant his North American tour got cancelled because the hairy Bratwurst sausage couldn’t make it through the border.

US Customs cited “national security concerns” and refused to elaborate further. Translation: “Brother… look at your girlfriend’s TikTok account.”

Last year, Abbie Chatfield uploaded a video joking about assassinating Donald Trump while doing finger guns at an apparent take-down of “INCELS”!!!
Fast forward to now, and suddenly the US government has gone: “Nope.”
Australia couldn’t be happier.

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